Lizard Care Pillows

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

The Not So Wild West

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Lizard Amusement Park

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Ereptile Dysfunction

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Art Gecko.

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"I just kept feeding him candy."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'Don't they look silly?'

Gordon Gekko

The not-so-living wall

"I think it's great these things can regenerate their tails, but how do they lose them?"

Didn't I tell you that Komodo Dragons are real dragons? Look: My Daddy can breathe fire...

"Where has he gone now?"

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'Sorry, Jimmy... the chameleons never seem to be out.'

Genetic Modification Research Centre has an enormous Iguana catching planes.

'I know it's silly, but I love to stomp these little lizards you find around caves like this.'

"My son, the crocodile!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."