Turtle Care Pillows

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Haute Suture

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Support group for sheep.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Love a Mutt