Turtle Keeping Pillows

"Nice shell!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

Turtle Home

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"