Turtle Keeping Pillows

"Nice shell!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."