Reptile Care Pillows

"My son, the crocodile!"

Easy knitting project

'He won't hurt you, he's only being friendly.'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

"No no, I said sit!!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Billy. The Kid.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.