Living With Pets Pillows

'Can we talk, Lola?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Pick me!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Man's best friends."

'Super Dog'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'He does lack social skills.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'