Living With Pets Pillows

'Can we talk, Lola?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Pick me!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Super Dog'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Man's best friends."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'He does lack social skills.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.