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"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Missing You.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Car joust.

Coronavirus Windmills

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Are you cold dear?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

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'You won!'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Chivalrous Snowman

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Sir Cowalot.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

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"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"What happened to women and children first?"

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.