Living Statue T-Shirts

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"He was a very good boy."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Comedy Cafe

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Sculptor

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Prisoner still life painting.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Moai having a lightbulb moment

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Why so stony-faced?'

Planet of the Dems

Artist and chiken

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

First aid and sculpture

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Park statues horse and rider.

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'It's my only indulgence.'

Baroque

The statue of Lactity.