Living Statue T-Shirts

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"He was a very good boy."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Comedy Cafe

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Sculptor

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

Prisoner still life painting.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Moai having a lightbulb moment

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Why so stony-faced?'

First aid and sculpture

Artist and chiken

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Park statues horse and rider.

Baroque

Linesman of the North.

The statue of Lactity.

'It's my only indulgence.'