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'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

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"Personally, I'm a doer."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Rodin's Thinker.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Frizzbee statue.

The Sculptor

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Redecorating Easter Island.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'It's slobberin' time!'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Statue of Liberty

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial