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Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Can you do anything else?'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Garrick Theatre

Christopher Fry.

Performer

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

'Uh-oh! Looks like there's going to be a fight.'

Charlotte Rampling

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

David Roy Eldridge