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Juggler and Illusionist

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

Knickerless Cage.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Al Pacino

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Can you do anything else?'

Johnny Depp

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Tony Robinson

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Intramission

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Christopher Fry.

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

Lisa Minnelli

'Uh-oh! Looks like there's going to be a fight.'

Javier Bardem

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Charlotte Rampling