Living Statue Humorist T-Shirts

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Zombie standup

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Cartooning

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Thinking about TV.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"75"

'You're messing with my head.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

J. J. Abrams

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Convergent Fauna

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."