Living Cost Warrior Gifts

"So, what's the problem? I've had an energy crisis for years...!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Breaking Through

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

America's Biggest Export...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Social security.

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'