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Ladies' Night Out

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Exercising

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'I did it all from memory.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

Sailor boy

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Pogo Cellist

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

Dance steps for the very tired.

Musical pill box

"I think you're going to like today's class."

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Helium Guitar Festival

Naked Hamlet

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Policeman

Caution! School Crossing.

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

Pole dancing

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"