Lively Lady Prints

Ladies' Night Out

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Exercising

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

Sailor boy

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Call it Tough Love.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Pogo Cellist

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Dance steps for the very tired.

Musical pill box

"I think you're going to like today's class."

Candles In Bed

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Helium Guitar Festival

Caution! School Crossing.

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Policeman

Naked Hamlet

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

Pole dancing