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Red Leter Days - The Porte St. Martin Theatre

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

At the rock concert...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

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Theatre Crowd

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"This is a duet yourself project."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"Gesundheit!"

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Echo in the hippo.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"This one's for me."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"This next song is for you, in the blue dress with the idiot. Yes, you ..."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"