Live Gig Goer Gifts

The Participatory Blues

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Dynamite little combo

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Free Bird!"

"Tong!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Steve Howe.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jeff Beck.