Live Gig Goer Pillows

The Participatory Blues

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Dynamite little combo

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

"Tong!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Songbird.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.