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"What I'd give for a heckler!"

Taking a peek at the audience

Applause

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

How to engage an audience

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Economics journalist

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"Rock and Roll Heaven"

"Taylor Swift tickets? Be reasonable."

'Any more hecklers out there? No? OK. Hey, what's the deal with prison food?'