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'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Dancing at the Clubs.

All-Candy Seder.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Get a life

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Shopping Torture

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"WHEEEE!"

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

World Cup Fever

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Final clearance sale.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

The party, after you left

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

Violin Balloons

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Dido

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"