Job Chaser T-Shirts

"When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it..."

The Salesman

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Men can show their emotions!

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Woman out on limb

"I got a job!"

Man chasing money

Professional football.

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Success

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Bucket List

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Happiness

Get a life