Job Chaser Pillows

"When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it..."

The Salesman

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Mohamed Salah

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Men can show their emotions!

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Corporate Success

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I got a job!"

Woman out on limb

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Man chasing money

'I'm stepping down. Who wants to become boss?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Bucket List

Professional football.

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Success

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

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