Little Undertaker Gifts

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

The Victors

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Jr. cloning kit

Four children playing the flute.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Take a bow!

Children's Imagination

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Pirate

The Fall from Pisa