Little Sunflower Detective T-Shirts

Sun Flower.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Vincent Van Goat.

Who stole my candy?

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"It's obviously an original."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Van Gogh.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Van Gogh.

'Isn't that cute?'

I love Springtime

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

Undercover Santa

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

"Anything?"

Vincent Van Gogh's Sunflowers being watered

My Sunflower

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

Sunflower yellow

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

"I'm allergic to the sun."

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'