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'Where did those seeds you planted get to?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Sweet surprise.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Sun Flower.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

WHACK!

Van Go

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Vincent Van Goat.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tree Squirrel

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

"Woah - random!"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"It's obviously an original."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Jack-in-the-time capsule.