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"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Honey Wallah

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

"This is not good at all!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

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"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

Two men converse secretively