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"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Jr. cloning kit

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Honey Wallah

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"This is not good at all!"

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Fingerprint Show

"Yesterday's weather forecast was wrong. Is that what is meant when they say 'fake news'?"

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

Two men converse secretively