Little Sunflower Detective Prints

Sun Flower.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Vincent Van Goat.

Who stole my candy?

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"It's obviously an original."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Van Gogh.

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Isn't that cute?'

Van Gogh.

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

I love Springtime

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

"Anything?"

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

Undercover Santa

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'I'd love to tell who did it, but I'm protecting my source.'

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

"Hackers uncover the on-hold doodles of George Clooney."

Vincent Van Gogh's Sunflowers being watered

My Sunflower

Sunflower yellow

This is the Ask Sadie show. You're on caller. What's your problem? The Orville. Don't get me started. Orville Redenbacher stole his popping-corn recipe from Grandma Cohen. But … "but she stole it from Clarence Hornswaggler descendant of the guy who stole it from the Native Americans," Yeah everyone knows that story; it's fake news. No, I meant "The Orville," that "Star-Trek" type show by Seth McFarlane. What's that have to do with popcorn? Call back when you're not so confused. Next caller!

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

"I'm allergic to the sun."