Little Rebel Wranglers Gifts

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Interior design trends for parents....

Tourists and their Pets.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Beware of teething baby.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

Climbing with the baby

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Babies

Pubertry

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

I left my mark on policies and programs.

"When do I get my phone call"

The First Supper

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'