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"This is it? No video?"

Wildlife

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Kids used to want race car beds, but that was before climate change."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

Octopus and submarine

"Since we're going the same way, do you mind if I ride along?"

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

Geek Beach

Shark

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

'You better ask your cousin Bob about chemistry. Last week, he ate a teacher.'

'Bless him! He has always had a fascination with nature.'

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'