Mini Marine Biologist T-Shirts

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"Kids used to want race car beds, but that was before climate change."

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The one that got away

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The hyenas started it."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Food Chain

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Crab with a clown face.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'