Little Md Gifts

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

How to draw a martian!

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Rocking Horse

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Boys Cooking

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Castle Efficiency

"Physician heal thyself."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"I've been getting a second opinion."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

'Five Yeas and I say no... The 'I's have it.'

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'