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'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

How to draw a martian!

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Rocking Horse

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Boys Cooking

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Castle Efficiency

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"Physician heal thyself."

Don't worry. I'll be right there.

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"I've been getting a second opinion."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

'Five Yeas and I say no... The 'I's have it.'

Two kids have stands: one Lemonade the other Tooth Fairy Investment Advisor.

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'