Little Martian Maker T-Shirts

How to draw a martian!

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Assumption

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

It

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

What NASA is not telling us...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Caleb at work

'Flamin' tourists...'

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

NASA asks the question: Is there evidence Mars once had water?

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

'Does anyone have a zanglethribber?'

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

'Why, they're just plain folks like us.'

NASA's mission to Mars hits a snag...

Boss, I'm one of the finalists for Mars One! I'll be going to Mars on a one-way trip. Excellent. On Mars, you'll have only the air and food you bring with you. That won't last long. To survive long-term you'll have to plant vast gardens to feed you and replenish your oxygen. You'll be toiling and slaving for no money at all. I should never tell you anything. I'll stop paying you, to help you get used to that.

"We've bookmarked your planet in case we want to come back."

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

'If all children are natural-born scientists, society might be wise to at least quarantine the subset of these scientist-infants who are the atomic weapons specialists, before they kill us with their crazy little lunchbox nukes.'

'We met in a railway station...'