Little Goal Scorer Prints

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Four children playing the flute.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Baby Screen Time

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Serious Putty

Take a bow!

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Futsal

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Psyche Delia

Football Skills

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Wilfried Zaha

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Harry Kewell

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'Any idea how united got on?'

Football

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."