Goal Striker Prints

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Saving a Heart

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Football

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The best goalie in the world!

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Football Skills

Goal

Psyche Delia

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Wilfried Zaha

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Football Bomb

Goal!

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'