Future Striker Prints

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Skills

Football Fans

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

Children playing football.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

A boy with a football

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Futsal

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Big Football

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

Boy holding football.

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

'Don't feel bad. Maybe your son is just a late bloomer.'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"I could do that!"

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

Chicken lays a football.

"No, you can't go sledding. It's too dangerous and besides, you have football practice."

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot