Little Goal Scorer T-Shirts

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Four children playing the flute.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

Baby Screen Time

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Serious Putty

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Take a bow!

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Futsal

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Wilfried Zaha

Football Skills

Psyche Delia

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Football

'Any idea how united got on?'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'