Little Geologist Gifts

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

Wildlife

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Scientists are sexy

Polar bear bowling alley

Garden.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Where the wild things were."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Building a Shelter

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Water is discovered on the moon....

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

School trip little porters.

'I could eat you.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."