Little Geologist Mugs

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

Scientists are sexy

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Garden.

"Admit it, we're lost."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Where the wild things were."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Building a Shelter

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

School trip little porters.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

How Glaciations Begin

'I could eat you.'

"I know it is of this earth...."