Lithium Miner Gifts

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"Trepanning for gold"

Books 'n' Carrots

Mine problems

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

Hipster Coffee

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.