Lithium Miner T-Shirts

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

A word from James Cameron. . .

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Mine Shaft of Love.

Where clean coal comes from.

Mine problems

Books 'n' Carrots

"Trepanning for gold"

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine Host.

"Al could you unpack these mining issues for us whilst Joel drills down to get some detail on the parcel problem."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

The Eureka Stockade

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.