Culinary Miner T-Shirts

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Soup of the month.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Garden.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Before/After

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Sauce for the Goose

Important Food Groups

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Too much cilantro

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

French wine

Our visit to the flan factory.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"