Culinary Miner Mugs

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Garden.

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Important Food Groups

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Sauce for the Goose

French wine

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Too much cilantro

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Before/After

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'