Literature Wizard Gifts

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

I will study my speling words...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"It's a play on words."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."