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Optometrist Humor

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Jurassic Pork.'

K9 Literati

Dogs life

'Out, damned Spot.'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Caesar salad?'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Note Book

Mystery of the Poets

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

Beauty and the Baste

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"Norman is an island."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

'I think therefore I ham.'

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."