Artistic Punster T-Shirts

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

What's this? I asked you to draw Adam. Yes, he was the first in the human race.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Jurassic Pork.'

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

Note Book

Mystery of the Poets

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Optometrist Humor

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

"Norman is an island."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

Optometrist practical jokes

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'