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Victor Hugo

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Andre Gide.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Petrarch

K9 Literati.

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

A rose is a rose is a rose

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Samuel Beckett

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Dante Alighieri

Anton Chekhov

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"If 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' and no one reads it, does it make a sound?"

Brothers Grimm

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

Creative Writing 101. When it comes to writing lean, simple prose, there's the wrong way, the right way and the Hemingway.

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

Diy section in library

Night of the Living Well-Read

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."