Literate Larcenist Prints

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Good writing is good thinking

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Crime

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Crime section.

Litterature

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

"If you're trying to keep secrets from me by spelling out the words. Might I remind you that I am in year ten!"

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

Dyslexia supprot staff

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

"Igor, you fool, this isn't what I wanted you to get for me!!!"

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

A loan is for life - not just for Christmas!

Reader's Block

Ab Bb Cc Dd Etc

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

Poor Brett was still hooked on phonics well into his thirties.

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'