Literate Detective Prints

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The evidence destroyed

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Mysteries.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Bibliomaniac

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Scouse For Beginners

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Whodunits

Crime