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Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The evidence destroyed

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Scouse For Beginners

Mysteries.

Bibliomaniac

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"I detect an accent – money?"

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Whodunits

"Word around school is you've been attributing Shakespeare's works to Edward de Vere."

Crime