Literate Pianist T-Shirts

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Fun (circa 1955)

Jerry Lordan

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Pianist-boxer

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

'Moon, June...'

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

"I'd text you, but I haven't learnt to spell yet."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

How to play violin while reading a book...

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

Night of the Living Well-Read

Singer and Pianist.

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

Robert Alexander Schumann.

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Computer Four Hands.

'For my next selection, I will download a music file from the internet.'

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

Piano costume

Playing Sad Songs on the Piano.

POETRY READING FROM HELL: '1001 Recovering and Healing Haikus.'

The Illiterate's Club.

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

'Be sure to tell all your friends how much you enjoy these lessons.'

'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.'

"Oh, I don't like music really, but I want to learn to play the piano to become an internet celebrity..."