Literary Thrill-seekers Gifts

Speed reading class.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Swinging through the jungle.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

Revised Texts

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Throw you away

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

Writer's block

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

Emergency Brake

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Action Collaging

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

"How did you ever find me?"

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."