Literary Thrill-seekers Gifts

Speed reading class.

Tunnel of Infatuation

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

John Woodvine

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Swinging through the jungle.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

Revised Texts

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Writer's block

Throw you away

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

Action Collaging

Alfred Hitchcock

Kid to mom about 'Little Red Riding Hood' story: 'You know, that would make one heck of an action flick.'

"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

Emergency Brake

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

"How did you ever find me?"

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.